10th August 2006


SHORT, SHARP, SHOCKING
Britain's most outspoken - and intimidating -
female comedian talks to Dominic Cavendish
When Janey Godley
walks into the basement bar of the Underbelly, the warren of hip performance
spaces that lies beneath Edinburgh's public library, she instantly makes
her presence felt. The most outspoken
female stand-up in Britain, and the most ribald and refreshing comedy
talent to have risen from the slums of Glasgow since Billy Connolly,
Godley, 45, is also a former pub landlady: she ran an establishment
called The Weavers in the Calton, one of the city's toughest districts,
for 15 years. Perfect preparation,
she says, for the crowd-control requirements of her new trade. Short,
plumpish but not to be messed with, she doesn't suffer fools or drunks
- or, indeed, cake shortages - gladly. Nor does she suffer
the legacy of extreme poverty, sexual abuse, domestic violence, and
the brutal murder of her beloved "mammie" in silence. When she started
incorporating real-life revelations about her traumatic upbringing and
turbulent adulthood into her act at the festival three years ago, people
couldn't quite believe what they were hearing. None of her many
male peers could tell stories half so harrowing, while at the same time
serving up dram after dram of unembittered hilarity. A book deal swiftly
followed, and the resulting, utterly compelling autobiography Handstands
in the Dark has become a word-of-mouth phenomenon - ranked at No 20
in the WH Smith non-fiction bestseller list a fortnight after its publication
in paperback. If you want the
full low-down these days on the abuse she suffered at the hands of her
uncle, the day her mother was found in the Clyde, or the gangster family
she married into, it's to her un-putdownable book you must turn. Puffing away on menthol cigarettes, Godley says she hates the idea of repeating herself, of becoming some kind of freakshow turn. If people ask her about the extreme stuff, she'll usually oblige, but there's no fixed formula behind her live material. |
As if to prove that she's much more than the sum of her misfortunes, she's brought three shows to the Fringe this year. Janey Godley's
Blog - Live! consists of free-flowing chat based on the incident-crammed
internet blog about her life (including an uproariously entertaining
anecdote about kissing George Clooney at this year's Bafta awards); Square Street brings her together with her 20-year-old daughter
Ashley, a film student, for some bawdily eccentric low-life character
skits; and The Point of Yes is a monologue in which Godley relives
a few chapters of her life while switching into the raddled version
of herself that might have been had she succumbed, like many others
- including her brother Mij - to heroin. Hard work? Not
when you've worked round the clock in a pub. "I hear these comedians
who are doing one hour a day going, 'Ooh, I'm so stressed!' To me, this
is a holiday!" Her no-nonsense in-laws all laugh at her: "They
say, 'I can't believe you're making money just talking." She ran comedy
nights, too, but had to be cajoled into taking part in an open-mic competition
at the Tron theatre 10 years ago. She won hands-down,
and when the opportunity arose to develop her comic gifts (the pub was
raided by the police and found to contain a cache of guns - another
story entirely), she seized it. It's drama and
acting she'd like to do more of - yet she's a comedy natural and her
writing is sensationally good. Both talents are
marked by a profound lack of sentimentality, a refusal to shift into
self-pity that's partly down to her own indomitable character and partly
her upbringing. "Where I come from, no one takes other people's
pain seriously," she says. Her shows can be
a bit rough round the edges. During the Little Britain-ish Square Street,
there's a lot of conspiratorial corpsing and back-stage giggling. But Godley is amiably defiant: "I don't like slick, pre-set comedy. Because I'm damaged, I like damaged goods the best." |