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Janey teenager Doge's Palace Ashley in hall Barratt housing

Janey

'The Doge's Palace'
in the Calton

Ashley

Barratt Housing and The Weavers' Inn
on London Road in the Calton


These unsolicited comments were posted in just one of Janey's online Guestbooks


To say that you are endearing and genuine is an understatement. You make me feel good about my life and motivate me to keep going and overcome the hurdles that get thrown down.
Kerry, Edinburgh, 5th April 2009

Never fear shadows. They simply mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby.
Robert, Germany, 22nd February 2009

Was saddened and inspired at your story and was amazed to find that I knew a character from your book. I was 13 years old when I came up against Wild Bill in a shootout at a fair in Johnstone, I beat him to the draw three times and he never even shook my hand, what a dick....
Peter, Renfrewshire, 29th December 2008

I am a few years younger than you. I have not been back to Shettleston for some time and live a very different life to my childhood. My stepdad may have been the butcher who banned you from his shop. I remember a guy called Mij, as I don't think there were many around; I presume he is your brother. I also remember the Percy family. Your book helped me to face some facts from my own childhood and made me think about Shettleston again, something I had been avoiding but had to face at some time!
Alison, originally from Shettleston, 27th October 2008

I commend you for your strength. I am only 17 and have lost every family member I had and I know how hard it is to try and stay strong and since reading your book I have found a new strength in myself so thank you. I lost my mum she became an alcoholic and a drug addict and died when I was 9 but through everything else I have endured I have learnt not to let things get me down and reading your book helped me realise I can do it and stay strong.
Jade, Ashton-under-Lyne, 12th October 2008

Loved the book - couldn't put it down.
Lucy, Leicestershire, 10th September 2008

I couldn't put it down.
Jacki, Kircaldy, 29th July 2008

I loved this book. Mostly because you didn't dwell on the bleakness and there was no "poor me" at all in your writing... There was no fakeness, no pretense. It came across as honest and human... When you read about the intimate details of someone's life, especially one as well-written as this one, I guess you can't help but feel like you know the people involved.
Jeannine, America, 27th May 2008

Couldn't put it down when I started reading it made me laugh and cry.
Geraldine, Glasgow, 18th May 2008

Brilliant book, it had me hooked till the end!
Rebecca, Clydebank, 3rd April 2008

One of the best books I've ever picked up. So good I read it in 2 days. I just about slept!
Kayte, Liverpool, 11th March 2008

My goodness what a read! A massive eye-opener.
Laura, Liverpool, 24th February 2008

I couldn’t put it down until I'd read it all I sat for 2 days constantly reading it.
Kerry, Doncaster, 8th February 2008

A testimony to how the human spirit can rise above terrible circumstances.
Ruth, Cornwall, 2nd February 2008

I’m now on my second time round reading your book Handstands in the Dark. I love reading but this is one of the most ace books I’ve ever read.
Natasha, Stourport-on-Severn, 5th December 2007

I have only ever read Tae Kwon Do books (by god you need to in the East End) And maybe one or two others in between, however my friend was raving about reading yours and a year after she gave me it and me lending it to others and them also going on about it, I picked it up on Wed afternoon, and was still up at 3 o’clock on Thursday morning reading it. I laughed, I cried and I understood some of the things you wrote about. This was the best book I have EVER read I finished it Friday. I’m a very slow reader!
Leane, Glasgow, 24th November 2007

I actually cried.
Joanne, Cheadle, 8th October 2007

I originally read your book about a year ago or so... I’m only 17 and your story moved me! I just finished reading the book last night in bed for the 2nd time.
Joellie, Guildford, 7th October 2007

Incredibly well written. Brilliant, sad and beautiful ... I loved it. But was deeply saddened at the same time. NOT a book of the month, by any means. Book of the century more like! I can't stop thinking about it or the events in it.
Richard, London, 25th September 2007

10 out of 10 for courage and bravery and 11 out of 10 for humour and wit.
Chris, Ruthergle,n, 13th September 2007

Intrigued as well as horrified me in turn; it has left quite an impression on me.
Anne, Warrington, 30th August 2007

It was a truly inspirational book and I couldn't put it down! It is possibly one of the best books I have read.
Sharon, Inverness, 23rd August 2007

I am 14. I recently read your book and it was really sad but good at the same time.
Jasmine, Nottingham, 11th August 2007

Read it in just 6 days and I am deeply moved.
Ina, Germany, 4th August 2007

I loved your book which was passed to me from my mum. We both laughed and cried at your story. I wanted so much for you to escape.
Laura, Paisley, 27th July 2007

Just wanted to say how truly inspirational I found your book. It is the first book I have read, and I've read loads, that actually moved me to tears. Couldn't believe I was crying.
Julie, Buckinghamshire, 20th June 2007

Thought it was one of the most inspirational books I have read. I couldn't put it down.
Tracey, Loughborough, 20th June 2007

Couldn't put your book down. Love your attitude, humour and strength... The book ended in such a way...
Alison, Bedford, 18th June 2007

What a brilliant book I really felt I was there.
Mandie, London, 1st June 2007

I was visiting a friend in Cyprus & he was telling me about your book & how well written it was. I was given a copy and couldn't put the book down! Your story is an inspiration.
Sharon, Tollcross, 30th May 2007

You are a very brave lady
Helen, Newton Aycliffe, 18th May 2007

What an inspiration of a child’s as well as an adult’s courage, I truly loved your book, I could not find the time to put your book down, and it’s an inspiration to all the young children out there.
Natalie, West Sussex, 5th May 2007

You know how it is when you get such a great book and you don't want to put it down... such a good book
Terri, Essex, 26th Aptil 2007

Absolutely brilliant!... I was gripped from start to finish. It was sad, happy, funny, dark, witty, gritty, honest, very real and hilarious in places!
Kelly, Newmarket, 10th April 2007

Amazing... an inspiration to all
Angela, Glasgow, 8th April 2007

Absolutely fabulous!... Couldn't put the book down, especially once Janey left the family home and started her own. Her childhood was just the beginning!
Lynsey, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, 15th March 2007

The best book I have ever read, gripping from beginning to end.
Margaret, Glenrothes, 10th February 2007

Wow, I read your book and I've never gone through so many emotions at once.
Jo, Rugby, 8th February 2007

It really touched me and inspired me. I even found myself reading the speech bits with a Scottish accent as they were written (and no, I don't have one).
Karen, Stoke on Trent, 8th February 2007

I read your book, couldn't put it down, the end left me screaming
Dolores, North of Ireland, 7th February 2007

I thought it was sad but also hysterical especially wee Ashley.
Nichola, Larne, 8th January 2007

Your book was amazing! I could hardly put it down!
Charlene, Brighton, 7th January 2007

I almost cried several times and I laughed out loud when Ashley sang Pink Floyd at the school concert.
Kerry, Manchester, 5th January 2007

Its 04.25 am just finished your book, couldn’t put it down.
Lovina, Coylton, 4th January 2007

I'm a Glaswegian who had to leave the country because of guns (raiding Johnstone Armory when I was wee)... I think you are miles better than Billy Connolly.
Gordon, New Zealand, 4th January 2007

I have just finished reading your book and I have to say I was rooted to it.
Catherine, Corby, 2nd January 2007

I thought your book was wonderful and finished it in 2 days! It made me laugh out loud and made me sad too.
Lynelle, Ayr, 2nd January 2007

Read it within two days, it is fantastic.
Vicky, Nottingham, 29th December 2006

i read ur book nonstop n took it evrywhere wiv me
Abiola, London, 26th December 2006

Read it in two days and I'm amazed that any of you survived.
May., Bonnybridge, 26th December 2006

When I read your book it made me think about what actually goes on in this world people don’t actually think about things like this but as I read your book I actually realised what does go on.
Beckii, Croydon, 19th December 2006

I've just finished your book -- pure dead brilliant.
Aird, New Zealand, 14th December 2006

A very inspiring read.
L.K., Sussex, 10th December 2006

I'm reading your book handstands in the dark. Oh my god I can't believe all the stuff you went through I don't really read books but so far I can't put this one down. I love it... from penny (14 years old)
Penny, England, 7th December 2006

The best book I have ever read it was funny, and also heartbreaking
Charlotte, Liverpool, 19th November 2006

It's a great read.
Mary, North Shields, 19th November 2006

It was one of the best books I’ve ever read.
Kay, Peterborough, 18th November 2006

What a fantastically inspirational, funny, sad, honest, heart warming, witty read!... Thought the book was one of the best I’ve ever read.
Suzy, Glasgow, 12th November 2006

I read your book a few months ago after seeing you at the fringe in Edinburgh. For a few days I was like a crazy person tearing through it... It was wonderful, sad and very funny.
Mandy, Edinburgh, 12th November 2006

Janey, I am 18 years old and my mother bought me your autobiography, its took me 2 days to read it which is very unusual as I hate books and cant be bothered to read about someone’s depressing shit (like I aint had enough myself) but what got me so much is that the whole time you learnt to be so upbeat and I loved your carefree attitude which reminded me of my mother... I hope you get to read this cos you are wicked!!!
Charlotte, London, 8th November 2006

I can't put it down.
Marguerite, Mount Kisco, New York, 3rd November 2006

It has to be the best book I’ve ever read. I couldn't put it down.
Siobhan, Wales, 26th October 2006

I am halfway through your handstands in the dark book... it’s amazing!
Kayleigh, Surrey, 25th October 2006

I thought the book was amazing and brilliantly told. I took it on holiday and read it in a day and then 2 other girls read it and thought it was brilliant
Nikki, Ashford, 25th October 2006

I laughed out loud at your book and cried too... I am sorry I am not writing with some wonderful, intellectual comment on your book, I just loved it.
Angela, Cambuslang, 25th October 2006

Read the book review, bought the book, ignored the house work and read the book in one day... I just wanted to take the time to say thank you for writing your life story one that that was sad, funny and heartbreaking and a feeling that when I had finished the book I felt I knew you and your family really well.
Marie, Cumbernauld, 9th October 2006

Truly amazing book and couldn't put it down.
Tina, Leeds, 2nd October 2006

I’ve just read your book and can I just say it is brilliant. I couldn't put it down till I had finished it... The life you had makes our problems seem so stupid
Rachel, Sandy, Bedfordshire, 1st October 2006

I'm on chapter 9 of your book and it was hard for me to put it down earlier today, but if I hadn't, then I wouldn't have got out of bed and done a thing! I hardly ever have that problem with a book!
Vesna, Oxford, 27th September 2006

I read it cover to cover starting one evening and when my eyes could not stay open any longer, I set the alarm clock for 6am the next morning (Saturday) to finish. You made me think about so much.
Paula, London, 26th September 2006

I didn't want it to end...
Kate, Andover, 23rd September 2006

All the way through I could see similarities between the behaviour your husband displayed and mine. My Husband is an aspie too, so is my 7 year old son. They both have the aggressive out bursts on a regular basis. Your book was inspirational and learning that your husband suffers from Aspergers too has also given me a boost because sometimes I feel like I am the only one in this position.
Samantha, West Sussex, 22nd September 2006

I can’t believe all the shit u've been through. I’m only 18 and come from a perfect family your book opened my eyes as to what does happen with in the world, how cruel some people can actually be and it has also encouraged me to be grateful for what I have.
Becky, Bristol, 22nd September 2006

Your book was near impossible to put down once started.... My sister god bless her took her own life at 25... I am 40 now and only wish my sister had been alive to read your journey, she would be 41 now, thanks Janey for letting us all believe there is life after all the shite.
Marianne, Scotland, 17th September 2006

I will never forget the story you have brought into so many peoples hearts.
Claire, Inverness, 13th September 2006

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The Palaceum

It was one of those books that you can’t put down. It made me want you to keep writing so I could find out what happened next,
Vicky, Oxfordshire, 12th September 2006

I am only half way through your book (not much time for reading - not a slow reader!) I have laughed and cried.
Angela, Bishopbriggs, 11th September 2006

Your relationship with your daughter is inspirational and so is the fact that you have the balls to deal with life as it is yet transcend expectations
Donna, Edinburgh, 11th September 2006

It was captivating, sad, encouraging and everything else rolled into one
Liz, Cumbernauld, 11th September 2006

Can't stop thinking about it.
S, Stratford upon Avon, 10th September 2006

I read your book, made me cry.
Ian, Hastings, 8th September 2006

I have just read your book which I could not put down and thought it was fantastic... I could not believe how cruel people can be.
Rachel, Nottingham, 7th September 2006

I've just read your book I couldn't put it down.
Donna, Uddingston, 7th September 2006

The best book I have ever read.
Ann, Glasgow, 7th September 2006

I am a 14 yr old girl and I cried about handstands in the dark. I enjoyed as well... I was really inspired by your book to help people.
Abbey, Wales, 6th September 2006

Oh well, where to start...I cried, cringed and laughed with you.
Eve, Horley, Surrey, 2nd September 2006

Absolutely amazing.
Lisa, Guernsey, 30th August 2006

Truly gripping.
Beth, Retford, 29th August 2006

Your book was riveting... Thank you for making me feel that anything is possible.
Tara, London, 25th August 2006

As everyone else, once I read the first chapter I couldn't put it down.
Wendy, Derbyshire, 25th August 2006

I've never went through so many different emotions just reading a book, enjoyed it so much I couldn't put it down and read it in a day!
Liz, Glasgow, 23rd August 2006

It usually takes me ages to read a book, but I could not put this one down.
Lana, Shropshire, 23rd August 2006

Sad, funny... an absolute pleasure to read
Louise, Liverpool, 22nd August 2006

I read your book in a day; I couldn’t put it down
Tracie, West Drayton, Middlesex, 21st August 2006

Read your book. I've cried for you, i've laughed with you , & i've identified with you.
Caron, Catterick Garrison , North Yorkshire, 13th August 2006

I was captivated the minute I opened the first page and didn't put it down till I was finished. I cried and was sad and angry for little girl in the book but also chuckled at the banter from the older Janey. This has been one of the best books I have ever read.
Julie, English Midlands, 11th August 2006

It was hard to put down till I finished it.
Irene, Rugby, 1st August 2006

Brilliant.
Sandy, Glasgow, 17th July 2006

My mother passed on your book to my girlfriend and i. I can't put it down... As my girlfriend is 18 and I’m 22, we have never been into reading books. But we are both glad we came across yours.
Matt, Sunbury-on-Thames, 2nd July 2006

I could not put it down. It is the best book I have read.
Ruth, Birmingham, 17th May 2006

I loved your book, most of the time i was in tears
Angela, Dennistoun, 12th May 2006

Brilliant.
Sam, Gloucester, 8th May 2006

So inspiring, I just could not put it down.
Kat, Motherwell, 4th May 2006

I have just finished reading your book, I picked it up from the library on saturday and could not put it down. Your story is truly inspirational... It is fantastic to read about people like you who can change their life and turn things around.
Emma, Somerset, 10th April 2006

I just wanted you to know how much i had enjoyed your book.  I wanted you to take thanks for what you had done for me.  I loved books as a young child, but when I started school this enjoyment left as I felt embarrassed to read aloud, this became worse and I struggled with English higher. I bought my mum your book as she wanted it, before I gave her it I read the back, then the first chapter I have to confess!! I couldn't put it down.  I asked my mum to give me it when she was finished, however I felt worried that I might not be able to read it as I have not done so (only reference while studying at college), for such a long time.  I COULDN'T PUT IT DOWN!!!  I have just finished it and enjoyed evey chapter, it made me want to read, and no book has ever done that!  I felt it was such an achievement, I would never started it without the need to read your book. I felt lots of emotions through your book, happy, sad, angry but even laughed out loud. You have given me the eagerness to read and I feel so happy!
Theresa, Glasgow, 2nd April 2006

I was honestly physically unable to put your book down, I was reading it at work when I was supposed to be working, reading it walking down the street. It is brilliantly written in a brutally honest fashion, funny and sad at the same time.
Rachael, West Yorkshire, 24th March 2006

It was fantastic. It had me gripped from the beginning .
Catrina, Glasgow, 16th February 2006

Have truly not enjoyed a book as much as yours for years...a brilliant read.
Martin, Holywell, North Wales, 21st January 2006

Cracking read!
Katie, Glasgow, 17th January 2006

A wonderfully written book.
Michael, Toronto, Canada, 30th December 2005

Brilliant and hilarious... a great read.
Joanne, Cambridgeshire, 24th December 2005

A Pure Luvd Yoor Book Am Only 14 N Ah Wiz Nearlly Greetin
Emma, Glasgow, 18th November 2005

The BEST fifteen pounds I've spent in a LONG time! Your strength of character has me in awe!
Grace, Nottingham, 8th November 2005

What a fantastic read... I laughed and cried. I was totaly engrossed.
Louise, Shettleston, 30th September 2005

Very funny, honest and totally unputdownable.
Colin, Glasgow, 29th September 2005

One of the best books I have ever read.
Diane, Glasgow, 22nd September 2005

Your story made me realise how small my own problems are..
Johnny, Airdrie, 8th September 2005

What a brilliantly, warm, compassionate, understanding, funny, often bleak (but with a defining amount of hope & gusto) written account of your life. I seriously couldn’t put it down. It was a total page-turner... I was left with a mixture of exhilaration of triumph over adversity coupled with a strange sadness.
Chris, Cardiff, 6th September 2005

The book was an amazing read, hard going at times, the pages kept getting all blurry, my eyes were hingin oot ma heid at the end.
Gilly, Glasgow, 30th August 2005

What you have been thru is truly remarkable.Thank you for such an outstanding book.
Paul, Barnsley, 24th August 2005

Brilliant - couldn't put it down.
Colette, Liverpool, 9th August 2005

I thought this was the best book I have read in a very long while. I laughed and cried at the same time.You will be an inspiration to a lot of people.
Margaret, Glasgow, 7th August 2005

I just couldnt put it down, I was totally gripped by it.
Lorraine, Cheshire, 7th August 2005

So funny although there is a lot of sadness as well.
Trevor, Littlehampton, 5th August 2005

I'm 15 and I would just like to tell you how much your book has helped me with abuse. Your book brought light on my life and made me realise I can get through it and I will!
Anonymous, Birkenhead, 3rd August 2005

I found your book one of the most amazing, brave accounts of someone that has lived a life of abuse... I can't put into words how I felt reading your book ~ emotional, angry, sad, amazed and encouraged to keep going myself (I have been abused). Thank you for writing it.
India, Bristol, 2nd August 2005

I just couldn't put it down - I felt sad, pity, anger and then admiration.
Jackie, Cheshire, 30th July 2005

I found it very disturbing at times but it also made me smile as well. At times I wasn't sure if I wanted to carry on reading as you seemed to suffer so much, but then I thought hey this poor woman has already lived through this I am but reading it not having to live it, so I continued. Although your life was so tough and dark most of the time you managed to make the book easy to read, I really dont know how you managed it, WELL DONE. I myself have been abused as was my sister by an uncle, like yourselves we didn't find out about each other`s abuse untill we were adults. My abuse was nowhere near as severe as yours and as for my sister she won't go into any detail. It really helped me to read your book.
Carole, Warwickshire, 24th July 2005

Just finished Handstands in the Dark, and would just like to say....well quite frankly it was brilliant! I just couldn't put it down!! although I have now mastered the art of holding a conversation with my husband and not having to lift my head away from the book for a second - one word answers only but had him fooled until very last page.so,thank you so much for sharing your story.
Donna, West Midlands, 23rd July 2005

Just finished your book... Am amazed at how much you've been through but you've still remained such a positive and hilarious person - we could all take lessons from you! Book is now winging its way to Australia for my Aunt to read. Thanks Janey for giving us an insight into your painful yet at times hilarious past.
Kirstie, Glasgow, 18th July 2005

I sat in my garden and read the whole book cover to cover. It was excellent and I cried my eyes out at the bit where your mother's death finally hits you.
Anne Marie, Dumbarton, 18th July 2005

It was the best book I have read in ages. How you have managed to come through all you have is amazing.
Aileen, Milngavie, 17th July 2005

It was funny, sad and inspiring all at once.
Lorraine, Aberdeen, 13th July 2005

A man in the pub told me that he read the most fantastic book. Well he was right I never put your book down. it was moving funny but most of all honest.
Lynne, South Lanarkshire, 12th July 2005

I’m currently on page 245 of your book and what can I say IM HOOKED!!!... I think you are a marvellous woman to still come out on top after all you have been through! I think you're an inspiration and I'm going to tell my sister all about you as she is going through a terrible time in her life and let her know there is always light at the end of the tunnel no matter what's happening to her and others around her! and well done for sharing your life with us
Natalie, Liverpool, 8th July 2005

Best money I have spent in a long time. It provoked a mountain of memories. I worked and lived in Glasgow for a long time and still today I miss the humour of the Glaswegians. I loved the fact that they take you as you are but god help you if they find you wanting. Thank you for a bitter sweet read.
Eileen, Dorset, 6th July 2005

Janey, I thought I was seeing things, when I saw your face on a book in Borders bookshop. I thought that looks like Janey Currie and lifted it to find out it was you. I have never laughed and cried so much at one book, ever! It was amazing how it triggered so many memories, especially of your mum. I could actually hear her saying the words when I was reading about her. I remembered all the arguements she had with my gran about the stairs in the close, as your mum would never wash them. However, in spite of all that, everyone still had a soft spot for poor Annie, they couldn't be angry with her for long. My Da is dead 5 years now, but he would have been so proud to read that you still remembered him so fondly. I'm so glad that in spite of everything you have risen high above it all and made a great life for yourself and that you have a beautiful daughter, that you obviously love and cherish.
Rachel, originally from Kenmore Street (where Janey grew up), 5th July 2005

Your book was amazing and so inspirational. I was crying and laughing throughout it. It made me realise that anyone can better themselves and has given me the inspiration to go and get a better life.
Dawn, Portsmouth, 2nd July 2005

Good on you for being so honest and I'm so glad you and your husband and daughter are a family loved the way you stood up to your brother-in-laws you made me laugh and I thankyou.
Carol, Renfrew, 13th June 2005

I think it's a really honest, personal account of your life. You are brave and I admire you for being so open and for facing your demons and I think you will inspire others who have had similar experiences... I kept turning the pages and my heart raced to see if Ashley had turned 16 and what had happened!
Nicola, Ayr, 5th June 2005

Got your book today got to page 55 of your book; had to stop. I was crying too much
Roland, Manchester, 2nd June 2005


Bridge to Gorbals
Bridge to The Gorbals

The Weavers
The Weaver's Inn


See locations from the book in a 1-minute video:
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Other locations in Janey's 6-minute
video blog of 28th April 2006:

CLICK HERE

If you have already read the book and you wonder
what Janey's daughter Ashley did next:

CLICK HERE


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HANDSTANDS IN THE DARK is published by Ebury Press,
part of the Random House Group.